Gorilla
1. My friend Foust sent me this. The Institute of Official Cheer. I was especially fond of The Grooviest Motel in Wisconsin:
Majestically, the majestic Gobbler Motel & Supper Club sat atop a hill in majestic Gobblerland, Wisconsin. In retrospect, it was an utter piece of crap. But an important one.
2. I have to give a shout-out to Gorilla Glue. What a fantastic substance. My famous pull-toy fish, which I have had and loved since I was in high school, is finally back in working order thanks to the wonder that is Gorilla Glue.
by Andrew Hersey